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Saturday, January 31, 2009
Friday, January 30, 2009
The Ultimate Computer Case
Found this and had to post it! This guy is building a custom computer case that he has been working on for 7 YEARS! It is an Imperial Class Star Destroyer computer case that will be complete with fiber optics for window lights. He is still not done building it, he's been working on it for so long that the computer components are so far out of date I don't think they contain PCI-E slots. Great read and great photos, would love to see it complete but for all we know that may take another 7 YEARS!
http://www.overclockers.com.au/~bluesmurf/
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Something, Something, Something Dark Side
That's right Family Guy is doing Empire in season 7 and will follow with Jedi in season 8 or 9. And for the best news who will playing the part of Boba Fett.......... none other that Ernie the Giant Chicken, hopefully meaning an extended fight scene between him and Han(Peter) across the galaxy!!!!
Perception
Again thanks to my grandfather for this one. This is very cool and I failed miserably, lets see if you can do any better.
Texas Women
Thanks to my grandfather for this one.
The first man married a woman from OHIO. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from MICHIGAN . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from TEXAS. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
The first man married a woman from OHIO. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from MICHIGAN . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from TEXAS. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
THE GREATEST POST EVER!!!!!!!!!!
Adult Swim has made the greatest post ever, every Chicken fight scene from Family Guy so far! Who could ask for more?!
http://www.adultswim.com/americaloveslists/fg_chickenfights/index.html
http://www.adultswim.com/americaloveslists/fg_chickenfights/index.html
Nature Strikes Back!!!
Davo, I don't know if I'm comfortable going on a hunting trip anytime soon. Nature's getting uppity.
Deer Gets Revenge on Hunter - watch more funny videos
so... how is married life?
From Amanda:
SINGLE vs. ENGAGED vs. MARRIED
Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the
end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather
coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I
had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was
so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right then and
there!"
The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When
my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black
mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned
on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding
date!"
The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of
planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's.
I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped
into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch
stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home
from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey,
Batman, what's for dinner?'
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
HAPPY Hour (updated)
Here's a song that strikes a little too close to home.
(Trying to figure out how to post the video...)
And for just the mp3:
http://www.runawaybox.com/songs/happyhoursong.mp3Monday, January 26, 2009
If Star Trek were an opera...
To me, I found this way too funny than y'all might... but this is how operas tell their story... Enjoy!
A bit late time-wise, but awesome!
Barney's Holiday Tunes. Sorry it's a link, but it's the best I could do.
Please note, apparently, you have to work for the video to work... it's the Barney's Holiday Tunes video... enjoy!
http://www.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_met_your_mother/video/video.php?cid=544192181&pid=oBJCoAmKuZaPRKru5jyANIjwSLhGaz7I&category=editorial&play=true
Please note, apparently, you have to work for the video to work... it's the Barney's Holiday Tunes video... enjoy!
http://www.cbs.com/primetime/how_i_met_your_mother/video/video.php?cid=544192181&pid=oBJCoAmKuZaPRKru5jyANIjwSLhGaz7I&category=editorial&play=true
Funny Pic
Was researching the new Transformers movie and came across this, it is funny as hell for us comic book guys.
Sunday, January 25, 2009
David Faustino After Married with Children
I know this is a lot of Robot Chicken, but this is because they haven't posted the one I really was intending to post on the blog yet... it will be a surprise to you all.
In the mean time:
In the mean time:
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Friday, January 23, 2009
A Tribute to Black Characters Who Died in Movies
Thanks for being easy targets so big boobed white girls could live!
Some more FAIL moments...
....brought to you by the Buzz.
http://rodryan.thebuzz.com/cc-common/gallery/display.html?album_id=160757
http://rodryan.thebuzz.com/cc-common/gallery/display.html?album_id=160757
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Speaking of Marriage - Choosing a Wife
Hat tip to George who emailed me this. :)
Choosing a wife
A man wanted to get married.
He was having trouble choosing
Among three likely candidates.
He gives each woman a present of $5,000
And watches to see what they do
With the money.
The first does a total make-over.
She goes to a fancy beauty salon,
Gets her hair done, new make-up
And buys several new outfits,
Then dresses up very nicely for the man.
She tells him that she has done this
To be more attractive for him
Because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.
She gets him a new set of golf clubs,
Some new gizmos for his computer,
And some expensive clothes..
As she presents these gifts,
She tells him that she has spent
All the money on him
Because she loves him so much
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market.
She earns several times the $5,000.
She gives him back his $5,000
And reinvests the remainder
In a joint account.
She tells him that she wants to save
For their future
Because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time
About what each woman had done
With the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.
There is more money being spent
On breast implants
And Viagra today
Than on Alzheimer' s research.
This means that by 2040,
There should be a large elderly population
With perky boobs and huge erections
And absolutely no recollection
Of what to do with either of them.
YOU JOURNALIST AND YOUR IRRISPONSIBLE REPORTING!
http://mediamatters.org/columns/200901170003
Reporters trying to blame Obama for spending 4 times the amount on his inaguration festivities than Bush did in 2005, when in actuallity they are spending about the same amount. Well actually if you think about it 2005 dollars are worth more today so Obama actually spent less than Bush. And this was all started by......guess who..... that's right, Fox News, no they are a completey nuetral and unbiased news organization..... My Ass!
There's two sides to every story Gwen!
Reporters trying to blame Obama for spending 4 times the amount on his inaguration festivities than Bush did in 2005, when in actuallity they are spending about the same amount. Well actually if you think about it 2005 dollars are worth more today so Obama actually spent less than Bush. And this was all started by......guess who..... that's right, Fox News, no they are a completey nuetral and unbiased news organization..... My Ass!
There's two sides to every story Gwen!
The Theory of Intelligence
Hat tip to Davo, again. Apparently, he likes to email me and not just post. We'll have a posting lesson on the blog here when I have the time. ;-)
'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'
The Wedding Test
Hat tip to Davo.
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had
been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get
married. There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I
always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate.
Because she never did it when she was near anyone else!!
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding
invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that
she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made
a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and
headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire
future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little
test. & nbsp; We couldn't ask for a better man for our
daughter. Welcome to the family.'
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
Sunday, January 18, 2009
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Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Saturday, January 3, 2009
One of my favorite Tucker Max Stories
One of those stories where I literally could not keep myself standing while I fell to the floor laughing hysterically.
Read this when you can. In fact, I recommend his whole book. Can't wait for "Assholes Finish First"
Tucker Tries Buttsex, Hilarity Does not ensue
Read this when you can. In fact, I recommend his whole book. Can't wait for "Assholes Finish First"
Tucker Tries Buttsex, Hilarity Does not ensue
Friday, January 2, 2009
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