so... how is married life?

From Amanda:

SINGLE vs. ENGAGED vs. MARRIED

 

Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the

end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather

coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I

had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was

so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right then and

there!"

 

The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When

my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black

mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned

on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding

date!"

The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of

planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's.

I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped

into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch

stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home

from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey,

Batman, what's for dinner?'