The Wedding Test

Hat tip to Davo.

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had
 been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get
 married. There was only one little thing bothering me...
 
It was her beautiful younger sister.
 
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
 and generally was bra-less. 
 
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I
 always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate.
 Because she never did it when she was near anyone else!! 
 
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding
  invitations. 
 
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that
 she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. 
 
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got
 married and committed my life to her sister.
 
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
 
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
 you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
 
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
 the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made
 a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and
 headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire
 future family was standing outside, all clapping!   
 
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
 said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little
 test. & nbsp; We couldn't ask for a better man for our
 daughter. Welcome to the family.'
 
And the moral of this story is:  Always keep your condoms in your car.