http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/02/03/AR2009020302645.html
I mean, think about it: Pot is by no means a stimulant. Smoke pot and you sit on your couch listening to Lennon or Dylan and munch on pizza rolls. It is, in fact, a depressant. So if Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps smokes pot, he has that much more to overcome when he swims. Therefore, I conclude that the IOC should shave off like 4 seconds of each of his lap times to compensate for his obviously sluggish (read: high) performance in Bejing.
You think he ate all of this for breakfast because the high calorie count was burned off in the swimming pool? Come on, everyone knows that this is the breakfast of champion-potheads.
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