Oh, poor Jeff.... You just don't see the larger picture.
I introduce you to prophet Kevin Smith, who levies some much needed wisdom about twilight.
My favorite line: "How dare you pass judgment on those thirteen year old girls who like vampires. They need to be encouraged! Because in six years, they'll be eighteen year old girls who like vampires... Don't poo-poo it. There's a plan. And it's working."
Turns out that a study to compare how pornography affected men's lives couldn't be completed... because they couldn't find a single man who did not watch porn.
iTunes is giving free trailers for the second installment of the Family Guy Star Wars episode: Something, something, something dark-side. Mark your calendars, December 22. It will be epic.