Today's No-Shit News Service brings us....

... porn! (Safe for work)

Turns out that a study to compare how pornography affected men's lives couldn't be completed... because they couldn't find a single man who did not watch porn.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/relationships/6709646/All-men-watch-porn-scientists-find.html

So, today's morning music is NOT for men who DON'T watch porn.