Friday, February 27, 2009

What we want to say to those people in the theater...

This is why I'm never playing an MMORPG again

Jeff - can we get verification on the translation?

This crazy sum-bitch scares me...

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

For the Grad Students


via videosift.com

Home Depot Scam

Home Depot Scam

 

 A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one caught me by surprise. Over the last three months I became a victim of a clever scam while out  shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.


 Here's how the scam works:

 

 Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy tee shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to McDonald's. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.


 I had my wallet stolen December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th , 24th & 29th. Also January 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful.

 

 P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each.

Vader vs. Lando as a positive black role model

One of the greatest scenes in View askew history.

Facebook Social Research

Hat tip to Sara.


Must say that I'm guilty of some of these.  When I'm not in class, I'll post some of my facebook profile pics and categorize them.

Other fun things for sale on ebay!

Virginity!



Cave Home For Sale

If only i had an extra $300,000. This place is awesome it would be like your very own bat cave!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,498865,00.html

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330306913609

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Shy guys might need this, too...

Did I post this a while back?  

If you need this - you fail.



Friday, February 20, 2009

Thursday, February 19, 2009

25 THINGS!!!!!

Top Fives

Nice work, gentlemen.  Good response and excellent choices.

Feel free to request other fives for everyone to post.

Or hot women.  we all like seeing those go up on the blog.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Top 5 (Jeff)


#5 Jessica Biel



















#4 Traylor Howard



















#3 Kate Beckinsale (hard to argue with her)





















#2 Catherine Bell



#1 Natalie Portman

Top Five Hottest Women (Davo)


Alyssia Milano


Denis Richards


Christina Appelgate

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

TOP FIVE - Hottest women (Bane's List)












#1 - Jennifer Garner - That's right she is still there, no one has knocked her off yet!

#2 - Gina Carano - She is better known to the lay person as 'Crush'

#3 - Megan Fox - Was there any doubt?

#4 - Kate Beckinsale - Mmmmm Kate in leather, she can bite me anytime!

#5 - Amy Adams & Bonnie Wright - My signature redheads (Amy already stolen by D, but that's ok) fell in love with her in Enchanted. Bonnie is better known as Ginny in Harry Potter and that's right she is now 17 and legal!

TOP FIVE - Hottest women (Dan's List) UPDATED

Gentlemen, post your top fives.  

#1 - Aishwarya Rai














#2 - Gemma Atkinson














#3 - Scarlett Johansson



















#4 - Megan Fox












#5 - Isla Fisher













Alright, Bane - I'll give you Amy Adams...  Forgot about Isla in Wedding Crashers.  So she's my token redhead.  hehe

Definition of Irony

Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh.....  Not helping your cause here, buddy...

Monday, February 9, 2009

Jedi Jacob

Best Love Song Ever

Axis of Awesome

Ok, so I was so intrigued by the 4 Chords thing posted, I decided to investigate. Those Aussies are funny! Here is another one they do:

Friday, February 6, 2009

Real Reviews from the Real Moon



One of the best Super Bowl Commercials EVER

Thursday, February 5, 2009

4 Chords, Shakespearean-style

Dad's Nightmare Job

What the hell?  Not intended for residents of Texas?!  I'll move out of state to get this job!!

For all those NPH fans out there:

What is NPH up to?

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Appropriate juxtaposition

Dark Knight + Dark Times = Hasty and ineffective legislation

Does use of pot make Phelps even more amazing?!


http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/02/03/AR2009020302645.html




I mean, think about it:  Pot is by no means a stimulant.  Smoke pot and you sit on your couch listening to Lennon or Dylan and munch on pizza rolls.  It is, in fact, a depressant.  So if Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps smokes pot, he has that much more to overcome when he swims.  Therefore, I conclude that the IOC should shave off like 4 seconds of each of his lap times to compensate for his obviously sluggish (read: high) performance in Bejing.

You think he ate all of this for breakfast because the high calorie count was burned off in the swimming pool?  Come on, everyone knows that this is the breakfast of champion-potheads.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Illinois win

Nice job, Davo - keep up the good work.

Barney's Video Resume--- UPDATED!!!!!

Awesome Resolution

Not as awesome resolution...

And Barney's How-To for Video Resumes, which was removed from the link I posted... I'll try to find the link to CBS...

Widget

Super Bowl Favs

Couldn't Pick a favorite so here are my favorites.










Super Anticipated Movies

Super Bowl did a great job with movie previews this year.







Sooper Bowl - Fave #1

Looks like Jeff has been spending time in the Comedy Central Archives.  ;-)

Post your favorite Super Bowl Commercials from last night!

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Black Liberal Guilt

Hybridization and Banning the "N" Word

From the Daily Show: